AORTA Headline: Higher Numbers on Calendars found to Contribute to Stress
These findings have just been released from the "Association of Realtors Trying Adlibs" AORTA:
Increasing numeric figures in the Calendar stream headlong into higher levels of fear and anxiety that mount toward an increase in frenzied activity leading toward something called "closings." The problem begins as the calendar numbers climb toward 28-29-30 and sometimes even 31. Doctors are still trying to determine why these "closings" appear more toward the end of a month, but have linked such activities to these higher stress levels.

As these Realtors attempt to keep the "closings" in the part of the calendar with higher numbers, behavior shifts from what would be considered "normal" to somewhat frenzied and irrational.
The major reason for this change is being blamed on a condition called "TOFU" "Too much Optimism, Forgetting about Underwriters. TOFU causes a series of incidents that if unchecked lead to "STIR-FRY." Something Terrible In that Realtors Freak Realizing Y. "Y," you ask because Underwriters overpromise and under deliver. A condition called BUTT "Beware of Underwriting, TIMING--THINK.

Yes, it is indeed one of those days. I am SO committed to customer service, it bothers me very deeply when things out of my control inconvenience my clients. I am heartbroken when this happens. How do I deal with it? Sometimes a little bit of humor so that I can relieve my stress enough to offer my client my best to attempt to come up with solutions.
So, please, to protect yourself and others, please join my society which will be the cure for TOFU, STIR FRY and will negate the need for AORTA.
Simply respond to this post to join my group called "RAD" REALTORS AGAINST DRAMA. Join today, and be part of the solution with no side effects! Seriously, write to me-offer solutions about how to best handle delays and "UG" Underwriter Gridlock.
Thanks for reading-don't forget to join today!!
Mari
Mari Montgomery
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