Yes, this is all about critters. If you do not like critters, you may want to turn the channel or look away.
Today as my husband was putting on his tennis shoes to begin to mow the lawn, a strange thing happened. Well, it's in the title....there's a frog in my shoe! ( If you are wondering, he keeps them on the back porch.)
But wait, there have been some critters in the house lately. Have I told you about the copperhead in the recliner? No, well that was a good one.
A couple of weeks ago in the middle of the night, my husband went intot he kitchen to get a glass of water. How do I know about this when I was supposed to be asleep? You got it, I take care of the snakes. Didn't apply for that job. So out I stumble. The snake is in the kitchen, but got scared and, that's where the recliner part comes in. Whose recliner? Of course, mine.
5 steps to snake killin'
step one--hiking boots--that's right with a night shirt
step two--yardstick
step three--tupperware
step four--scissors???
( Now make belive the red ribbon is the snake) 
step five--ziploc bag
Ready? Okay:
----hiking boots protect the feet,
----yardstick knocks out the snake from the recliner,
----tupperware upsidedown traps the snake when flung across the den--
----and the scissors?? To cut off the head of course.
I don't like snakes.
Mari Montgomery
Realtor, CRS, GRI, Cyberstar
Multi Million Dollar Producer
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